Welcome to my post! Pretty neat, huh? Press A again to close signs!

This thing is so ridiculously hacked together! I'm surprised it's functional at all!

Everything in this post is raw HTML with inline css!

That means I can put anything I want in here! On this last screen I'm going to put the Eraserhead baby and turn you into eggbug!

That's it! Thanks for playing my game :D